You Can't Be Serious: Blu Gets Interrupted

It's a sad day in hip hop when when one of you favorite emcees gets stopped in the middle of his performance only to be told his show is weak. While the fan is obviously under the influence, I can't say i don't agree with him (although I would never do what he did). The fact is that Blu is not a great performer. The guy is one of the best lyrically, but he definitely does not live up to the notion of "M.C. means Move the Crowd". And I could say this from first hand experience from seeing my top 5 favorite Emcee a few years back at Berkley's Hip Hop in the Park. Without much stage presence, he sort of just strolled around the stage passively reciting his lyrics and occasionally forgetting his own heart felt written lyrics (no joke he actually started a song over because he messed up within the first 6-8 bars). I love my boy Blu, but if he's looking for longevity, he's got to make some changes.

On a brighter side, check out one of Blu's hidden gems.

You Can't Be Serious: Fuck Fox News

I'm sure you've all heard the bull shit Fox news reporters have been giving Obama for inviting Common to the White House for a poetry slam. These right wing assholes claim that Common is a controversial rapper and promotes cop killing when really he's like the ideal conscious rapper. Anyways, John Stuart decides to take up the issue in The Daily Show and ridicules the conservative network. If you agree that Fox News are wrong to accuse Common, then you'll enjoy these next few clips.

The Daily Show
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The Daily Show
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You Can't Be Serious: XXL Freshman - Lil' B

I still can't believe this joke made the list. This track alone will make you agree with me that Lil' B took another emcee's spot who truly deserved the career stepping stone. At this point in time, I'm thinking that even that little Young Money cock sucker, Lil' Twist, might be better less shitty than this clown.

You Can't Be Serious: Lemme Smang It (Smash + Bang)

If you need a closer next time you're spitting game at some girl, then this new saying will help you seal the deal. But really, I can't tell is this dude is being serious with this track... I fucks with the dance though!

You Can't Be Serious: 50 Cent and Soulja Boy Edition

Damn… Where do I begin? First of all, it looks as though this cover could belong to some black gay weird fetish magazine. One would think that 50 is talking the little Soulja boy hostage if it weren’t for the XXL on the top left. Since when did it become cool to rock the “prince of persia” look in designer jeans? This makes me want to take down my “Must Have Music” post with 50’s old stuff. And is Soulja Boy trying to cover his boner? This is some straight Gangstalicious shit… “homies over hoes!” I would add some more hate to the post, but I feel the entire Internet realm has done enough already. Good look getting out of this one 50.

This issue of XXL hits the newsstands Nov 2, but who the fuck cares?